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Linguist Yearnings

Less sat in front of the library computer. The keyboard was filthy. The keys had a build-up of grease and dirt and between them it was a forest of hairs, skin flakes, and food. The mouse was not much better. He wasn’t comfortable with computers but he’d done Google searches before with some success. Pushing his reluctance aside, he tapped in some search terms for the pronunciation of Irish Gaelic. He had decided to start with Irish because most of the old faerie tales had originated there. He scanned the list of results and decided on a “Beginner’s Guide”.

He sighed as he scrolled down through the tables of pronounced letters. The vowels and consonants weren’t too bad, even with the accents. But then he came across further tables. Consonants could be broad, slender, aspirated, and eclipsed. Long and short diphthongs. What was with all the H’s? Ah, it’s not a letter; it is how they show the aspiration. He tried to match up the syllables with what he knew of the mysterious uh-face do.

The first syllable could be an ‘a’ as in ago or ‘u’ as in muck. The strange f sound was tougher. ‘F’ seemed to be pronounced as in English but it wasn’t really an ‘f’. ‘fh’ was silent in Irish, ‘ph’ was like ‘f’ in English again. Could it be ‘ch’ as in ”loch”? He wasn’t sure.

Armed with this shaky and amaturish knowledge of Irish, he called up a web page containing an Irish-to-English dictionary. He started with ”do” since it was short and seemed like a word of its own. It could mean Your or Two depending if the vowel was long or short. Next, he scrolled through the A’s. The closest thing was afach which meant however. Probably not. He tried the U’s. Again, there was nothing with an ‘f’ sound following. The closest thing was uafas which meant terror. ‘Your terror.’ It was plausible, he supposed, but he figured he was over his head. He would need to find a native speaker of the various Celtic languages and say it as he heard it in his dream to get anywhere concrete.

Young Blood

The morning after Mira stayed over at his apartment (Get your mind out of the gutter!) he was running late for work (Out, I say!) He jogged to the train station but he didn’t have a shift that morning. His business was elsewhere.

After accessing his secret maze of tunnels throughout the Hedge from his office in the train station, he quickly changed into appropriate attire and sprinted to the distant Door. He paused before it to catch his breath and checked his watch, adding 14 hours. Less sighed in relief. It was still a few minutes before midnight. He waited until the last moment, wiping dry the sweat dripping from his forehead, and opened the Door.

The night air was acrid with some kind of industrial smoke. There were no stars visible. Less stepped into the street and tugged his scarf higher up his neck. He no longer felt the cold but it somehow made him feel more secure. The street was deserted.

He fished around in his bag for a box of matches. He was suddenly gripped with fear that he had somehow forgotten them. How? How could he have forgotten? With relief he found it in his coat pocket. He struck the match on the wall of the derelict shop. The flare illuminated a lantern with a clean shade of green glass. It looked out of place on the decrepit building. Lowering the glass over the lit candle, he leaned into the shop doorway to wait.

It wasn’t long before a small crowd began to approach. They came hesitantly, two by two. They gathered in the occult green glow of the lamp, looking around at each other with fearful eyes. One figure, far taller than the rest reached out to knock on the door when Less stepped forward, suddenly appearing out of shadow. There was a collective wail of fear and several of the children dashed away to hide. Less breathed in the emotion and savoured it before addressing the woman in charge of the dozen or so children. The oldest was possibly twelve; no more, certainly.

“You have the payment?” he asked simply, holding out his hands as if to carry something. Most of his contacts here could not speak English.

She nodded and shrugged the sack she had carried slung across her back. Less looked inside and counted the bulging insulated foil bags. Only a fraction of the box he had supplied to her people. They didn’t need resupplying just yet.

Less nodded and the woman left without a word, and didn’t look back. He took his satchel off over his head and set it on the ground and knelt beside it. He drew back the flap and took out one of the brightly coloured lollypops and brandished it tantalizingly before the awed children. An older boy came forward and snatched it away and Less replaced it with a fist-full of more candy from the bag. It would draw them all in, even the ones that had skedaddled earlier.

Less rose and surveyed his new charges, all devouring the sugar in relative silence. He beckoned and opened the Door once again. The sight of the tunnel stretching away behind the old door caused a new wave of fear (which he happily ate) but all it took was another beckon to get them to cross the threshold. He had no idea what stories the people who collected these children told them to prepare them for this journey. All he knew was that, whatever it was, it wouldn’t prepare them for the reality. Their parents had given them up, perhaps with the hope that they would find a better life in America, perhaps for money. He would do what he could to get them to parents wanting to circumvent the restrictive adoption process. The Bleak Seal would profit handsomely from the proceeds, and he had a sack full of sweet, young blood.

He shook a shiver from his body. Why had he thought that? Sweet, young blood? Disgusting!

Snakehead

It was cold in the street. Less pulled his fur cap further down over his ears and tightened his wool scarf around his neck. The wind made the sign hanging above him squeak as it swung on rusty rings. The sign once bore a carved image of a rose, painted in bright colours, but by age and vandalism it now depicted just a thorny vine. He shivered and hunched into his coat, hoping to find warmth there. His contact was late but he didn’t want to take his hand out of his pocket to check his watch. He glanced up to look at the moon – as if he could tell time by it, which he couldn’t – but it and the stars were obscured by the thick pollution of Chinese industry. Continue reading Snakehead

Rey’s Valentine’s Day Dinner

“That was delicious,” Rey said with a happy, contented smile as she set down her fork. “You are a wonderful cook.” The stress of her horrible day was completely gone, thanks in a large part to the huge minotaur seated next to her.

Richard chuckled. “It’s the recipe, not me. I’m a very plain cook. If I haven’t cooked it before or it’s not from a recipe, I’m pretty awful. I have no sense of what goes together, and that includes all spices except salt and pepper.”
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Planning for the Winter Formal

The night was clear. The stars shone and could even be seen through the light pollution of Mythic City. But that meant it was also cold and the frost crunched under foot as he stepped up to the ledge. He was contemplating how the street lamps illuminated the street far below – uninhabited islands in a stormy sea. A cutting winter wind picked up. He didn’t like how it pushed him toward the precipice. ”Ironic,” he thought. Continue reading Planning for the Winter Formal