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Agent Peacock: A bright, lively, and spotlight adoring man, Agent Peacock is always the most loudly colorful and sparkly bird amongst a flock of drab sparrows. Sequins and glitter are a key component in his clothes, and he will get depressed and surly if denied his adored sparkly materials. Despite his loud, dramatic, and boisterous personality, he is a body-guard in a class of his own. Few come close to matching his record, and he is always ready to show how you don’t have to be a giant, hulking, stoic rock of a person to be a successful bodyguard.
Agent Lily: Agent Lily is a unique example of a perfectly sentient and intelligent arachnid species, and is larger than most beasts of burden but does not quite reach the size of Alderaanian Nerf. A sensitive soul that is permanently assigned to data and mission paperwork processing, she is well known for her taste in OTT Sweet Lolita clothing specially tailored for her unique body-type and her long, luscious pastel blue wig. It is unknown if her name is a reference to her species (Black Widow,) pun, symbolic of something, or some combination of all three. No one has quite had the courage to enquire.
SPECIAL NOTE: Lily does not leave the office in which she works in very often, though has been known to explore some of the ductwork. If it appears she is attempting to build a web in the ductwork, please contact maintenance so they may take care of the issue after a pair of droids brings her a good solid meal.
Agent Lilac: A agent that either possesses a wicked sense of humor or is remarkably open about their sexual preferences and exhibitionism. A highly-valued spy and infiltrator that sends all reports, data, and stolen materials in a code that requires their latest tawdry, smutty book to decode. Decryption specialists will be relieved to hear they have finally begun sending the required book title with their report, meaning they will no longer need to read through half a dozen poorly disguised and executed erotica books to determine the correct novel.
Agent Asmodeus: He appears to be a common species of waterfowl found on many human colonized planets. Whether or not the waterfowl is actually the agent, or merely the vehicle in which a reclusive agoraphobe uses to carry out his duties is impossible to tell. A renowned assassin, with a minor talent in capturing and detaining targets.
SPECIAL NOTE: Agent Asmodeus has a deep, bitter, and undying rivalry with Agent Balmug. They are to stay 500m away from each other at all times.
Agent Gungir: A agent that is utterly, and completely, obsessed with all forms of guns. From the most arcane to the most primitive, Agent Gungir knows, adores, and owns at least one copy of all known guns. Every gun is precious to Gungir, and they know and have named every single gun they possess. All VITALS guns are assumed by Gungir to be included in Gungir’s possession, and they are a unmatched weapons procurer, weapons specialist, and armory maintainer. Their partner is Agent Balmug, and they are the main provider of care for Balmug.
SPECIAL NOTE: Agent Gungir does not speak unless it is somehow related to their beloved guns, and does not actually respond to their designation of Gungir in person. They will only answer to Gun.
Agent Balmug: A possessed lightsaber. The spirit possessing the lightsaber has never been seen or heard from, but the saber is remarkably emotive despite this. It will not suffer being wielded by anyone, and has been known to chop off fingers of the offender. The only exception is when it allows either a ranking VITALS officer to clean it or Agent Gungir. Curiously it has never needed maintenance. Balmug is partners with Agent Gungir, and specializes assassination and bounty-hunting.
SPECIAL NOTE: Agent Balmug has a deep, bitter, and undying rivalry with Agent Asmodeus. They are to stay 500m away from each other at all times.
Agent Lashaa: Clearly the Force Ghost of some obscure Jedi order offshoot and not at all a deceased Sith Lord that we bribed into working for us by regular funerary offerings and tomb upkeep, Agent Lashaa delights in mischief, pettiness, and instilling paranoia (and exploiting it) in the unfortunate victims of his ‘pranks.’ He is powerful enough to manifest to even the weakest in the Force if he deigns to, but has an unfortunate inclination to force fellow Agents to look insane by addressing whichever object he has decided to hide within. The only ones he will not try this with are VITALS officers since they determine what kind and how many grave goods and tribute his tomb will receive. Lashaa is a saboteur and distraction with few equals, and will not actually attempt to follow through on threats of maiming, possessing, or killing VI members.
Agent Narcissus: A smug, condescending, self-proclaimed god suffering from a combination of severe narcissism and delusions of godhood. He refuses to dress in anything but cloth-of-gold and wears elaborate regalia and makeup to denote his “divine” status. He will only work, or indeed do anything but brood, if his three designated praise droids (that are designed to look as lifelike as possible) are constantly delivering him praise, adulation, and enabling him to show off his impressive intellect in a very condescending manner. Despite Narcissus’ issues, he is a staggeringly brilliant biochemist and biotechnological engineer who focuses in producing newer and more horrifying bioweapons.
SPECIAL NOTE: Just play along with his delusions, he’s actually very easy to manage that way.
Agent Doppel: A stoic, perfectly polite, and vaguely unsettling woman. Her past is highly classified and is only fully known to the current Admiral, but, several things about her are available for brave
foolishAgents to discover. She has a hobby of engaging people in philosophical debate, particularly Jedi. Unfortunately, those who she targets tend to find their mental outlook changed for the worse. Doppel works within Research and Development, with her role and research being classified, and has a minor specialty in assassination, infiltration.SPECIAL NOTE: 1. Occasionally Agent Doppel seems to be a different woman than who she was. Do not question it. Find a VITALS officer or someone who is known for having worked extensively with Doppel before to verify her identify. 2. Do not attempt to interrupt Agent Doppel during meal times. And do not attempt to try her food. 3. Do not engage Agent Doppel in philosophical debate, no matter how good you think you or your argument is. Let her prey upon the Jedi. 4. If you force the Admiral to upgrade your security status regarding Agent Doppel, you will be assigned to work with her. Frequently. No matter your protests or fear.
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